Monday, November 14, 2005

stupid christian stuff

I thought this would be the perfect thing for all you ipod loving jerks. I know that most of you have higher class ipods, but if any of you have the shuffle, here's a great item that turns your ipod shuffle into a cross that you can wear around your kneck, making explicit your dual love of Jesus and capitalism. I quote from the ibelieve website:

"Inspired by the world's obsession and devotion to the iPod, iBelieve is a replacement lanyard for your iPod Shuffle. It is a social commentary on the fastest growing religion in the world...Just toss your old cap habit, pop on the divine iBelieve and rejoice!"

11 Comments:

At 11/14/2005 4:08 PM, Blogger Bryan Karas said...

there could be a huge market in selling "christian quotes" sleeves for starbucks cups.

slip on one of these "Jesus Loves Brew and Jesus Loves You" sleeves and let your barista know the truth.

(grin)

Jesus, this coffee is expensive.

 
At 11/14/2005 4:45 PM, Blogger Liza said...

*barfs her Starbucks (r) tall, extra hot chai all over her chest*

 
At 11/14/2005 4:58 PM, Blogger Ryan L. Hansen said...

I see how it is Jake, too sick to go to school but not too sick to post. By the way, you need to email KK and tell him what % of the readings for class (all of class) you have done.
peace

 
At 11/14/2005 8:17 PM, Anonymous Michael Sarver said...

this would be perfect...for someone else's iShuffle...not mine.

 
At 11/15/2005 12:03 PM, Blogger Brian said...

Um...I have not seen this at my local Christian Bookstore so...it's not of God.

Here's my idea..."Wild at Heart" iPod cover. The cover would be made out of some sort of furry flesh from some animal a Christian man killed on a deep woods spiritual retreat. Think it would sell?

 
At 11/15/2005 12:11 PM, Blogger Jake Sikora said...

YES! brian i love the idea. let's start marketing it now!

 
At 11/16/2005 3:20 PM, Anonymous glick said...

hey friends at mm - thanks for keeping dialogue alive. so i guess i shouldn't tell you where i got my lanyard for 50% off.
peace--

 
At 11/16/2005 4:35 PM, Blogger Dan Baker said...

are they serious or is ti just a joke? Seriously 2 Job 3:15!? What's the Hebrew word for 'groove'? I don;t know whether to be pissed off or just laugh. I gotta write a paper, I guess I'll just laugh...

 
At 11/19/2005 11:24 PM, Anonymous lex said...

i dunno if anybody else noticed, but there's no book in the bible called 2 jobs....

i'm pretty sure it's making fun, a la larknews.


[rab]

 
At 11/22/2005 5:40 PM, Blogger Jake Sikora said...

in defense of my post, these things are real, and if you search around you will find it on all sorts of sites. i think everyone knows there's no such thing as 2 Jobs, but none the less these things are for real and are stupid and are christian.

 
At 11/30/2005 6:11 PM, Anonymous Keith said...

Just imagine how awesome it would be if we could get Pat Robertson to endorse these things. I will see what I can do. Right after I am done downloading the most recent podcast of the 700 Club.

 

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