A Life Update

For those of you wondering, don't expect to see me in one of these outfits anytime too soon. I decided to "defer" my admission to Garrett's PhD program to focus on other pressing concerns like listening to music on jonny's computer, scrubbing boats, and watching pro wrestling. I am currently accepting job offers effective May 12th. I have so many job skills I couldn't even begin to list them on here. Specifically, I can read, write, speak, and scrub. I also know how to use e-mail, microsoft word, and google image search. Anyone looking for someone with these abilities should contact me.

posted by Jake Sikora @ 5:14 PM