WE MAKE PICTURES OF YOUR LOVED ONES AND JESUS!
Add this to the list of reasons I want to die immediately. Heavenly Images is a company that will, as the title says, make pictures of you/your loved ones and Jesus. Presumably this is for people who have died but either they have samples from doing entire dead families or they do living people too. Anyway, what is so great about these pictures is how unhappy Jesus is about the matter! Look at the stern look that Jesus is giving that guy in the picture above. Apparently Jesus either is sick of new people coming to heaven or Uncle Jim isn't getting in. I'll leave the difficult decision about which picture to put me in for those of you who survive me, because sometimes I like the one above but it is hard to surpass this one: