Monday, December 12, 2005

Jesus and Dental Surgery



In the same spirit as the ipod/cross - I give you these amazing Jesus drawings. These are drawings of Jesus reminding the dental assistants, carpet layers, body builders, clowns, drafstmen, and insurance agents of the world that he's "with us always."
Where's the Bowling alley attendant one?
(taken from creativeprocrastination.com)

14 Comments:

At 12/12/2005 6:43 AM, Blogger JonAmos said...

dude... I am LOVING the bodybuilder one.

 
At 12/12/2005 8:55 AM, Blogger PopePotsie said...

Some Jesuses (Jesusi? Jesuseese?), like Bodybuilder Jesus and Carpenter Jesus are pudgier than others. And Bankteller Jesus is about to mug someone. But my favorite? The preacher who appears slightly annoyed with Jesus, and is politely trying to ignore him.

 
At 12/12/2005 10:38 AM, Blogger wholegrain said...

What are y'all talkin' about. Seriously, take another look at these two and take it all in.

Golfer, Jesus is sunken into the fringe with a very disagreeable look on his face. Shoulda used a wedge, my son. Plus you're aimed way too far to the left. Jesus would have been a terrible caddy.

Also, the bank teller, Jesus definitely is either catching her lying or just disagrees with banks entirely. WWJD? I guess we now know.

 
At 12/12/2005 12:24 PM, Blogger Brian said...

chiggerbites - i would agree with the "caught in sin" one for the bank teller. It's as Jesus is trying to keep her honest.

 
At 12/12/2005 12:30 PM, Blogger Dusty said...

Creepy Jesus' abounds on this page...

This is worse than scary Jesus that Brian designed for Wright Hall shirts with the red shirt...I personally liked the shirt a lot, but a lot of people said Jesus looked Pissed...other said it looked like me, so apparently, I look like a pissed Jesus...and that ain't all bad!

Peace

 
At 12/12/2005 1:27 PM, Blogger Leah said...

The French Horn player looks like Brian Welfle..

Why no piano player with Jesus? I feel left out.

 
At 12/12/2005 3:32 PM, Anonymous lex said...

my favourite part is that he's swedish....

 
At 12/12/2005 5:15 PM, Blogger Andy said...

I understand our need to talk about what it appears that Jesus doesn't like, but I would like to point out that Jesus is a big fan of juggling. I don't know if any of you took the time to click on the "next page" button on the left, but when you do there is a ton more pictures, much more obscure...

I would encourage you all to look at this link and see if you are not moved to start juggling.
http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJan05/Juggler_.jpg

 
At 12/12/2005 5:40 PM, Blogger Dusty said...

The Juggler looks like Brick!

 
At 12/12/2005 6:05 PM, Blogger Joni said...

What you can't see is that the secretary is playing solitaire on her computer. If you could, then you'd know that Jesus is saying, "Red eight on the black nine. RED EIGHT ON BLACK NINE!!!"

 
At 12/12/2005 9:20 PM, Blogger Victoria said...

Just to break the current trend of sarcasm, I feel compelled to add my two cents.

While the pictures in question are indeed hokey, and even kind of weird, I do appreciate the thought they are trying to express. I know that I am in the company of quite a few ministry type people, so I'll try not to insult anyone because that is not my intent. One of the things I do not miss about being at HC is the "my-spiritual-major-is-more-holy-than-your-worldy-major" attitude that crops up now and then. The work the artist of the "Jesus bodybuilder" picture may not be the greatest, but I appreciate the sentiment behind it.

Now I just need to find me a "Lab Jesus." :-)

 
At 12/12/2005 10:35 PM, Blogger Ryan L. Hansen said...

Two things I enjoy about these pictures:

1. In the executive picture, Jesus is smaller than the CEO, man he really puts Jesus in his place.

2. The truck driver Jesus could be more aptly titled "Car-Jacking Jesus." Man that driver looks nervous. But you wouldn't want to get in an accident with Jesus in the car, you gotta drive carefully

 
At 12/13/2005 1:20 PM, Blogger Brian said...

The trucker one looks like Jesus is giving him a mid-drive back rub. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 
At 12/13/2005 9:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alright! Jesus is with the long haired guitarist... "Jamin' for the Lamb"

Those are some funny pictures.

-adam hann

 

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